you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up
How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect
like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying
me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—
horoscope: leos are sexy as hell
me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time
mom: we are going to get mcdonalds after I changes my clothes
imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
|—||Jane Austen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)|
When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.
this video becomes so relevant every summer
This is the greatest two seconds of my day.