zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
this post is my dream come true
babies with babies
i like that all the mama’s expressions are like “I DID IT! I MADE THESE FUZZY BURRITOS”
|—||My doctor when I told her I had no reason to be sad (via hrive-ithiliel)|
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
this will forever be my favorite tweet of all time
none of that was expected.
I have seen this at least five times and every time the ending takes me by surprise
“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
― Pablo Picasso
Hahaha this is the best.
hahah so good
That is a masterfully-executed dick move
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
ryan howard is everything