whattheeff.

mcdoublepenetration:

deducecanoe:

8m57w6:

ashtonjpage:

passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

I’d rather go to Jodie foster

disneyruleseverythingaroundme:

simplyelsaofarendelle:

silaszee:

I AM A GROWN ASS MAN WHO JUST SPENT THE LAST THREE DAYS DRAWING HIS FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES HAVING A TEA PARTY.
SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG.

Um marry me please

No, nothing is wrong with you.

disneyruleseverythingaroundme:

simplyelsaofarendelle:

silaszee:

I AM A GROWN ASS MAN WHO JUST SPENT THE LAST THREE DAYS DRAWING HIS FAVORITE DISNEY PRINCESSES HAVING A TEA PARTY.

SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG.

Um marry me please

No, nothing is wrong with you.
thorjammer:

sweetblaster:

official-mens-frights-activist:

fartpiss:

cute-overload:

She refused to get out of the water.

100% me always

this waterdog soothes my soul

where is the body

she is a spectre

thorjammer:

sweetblaster:

official-mens-frights-activist:

fartpiss:

cute-overload:

She refused to get out of the water.

100% me always

this waterdog soothes my soul

where is the body

she is a spectre

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

image

thetallblacknerd:

unexplained-events:

Diego San

This android infant was born to the University of California San Diego’s Machine Perception Lab. Diego is about 4’3 (130cm), much larger than the average one year old child and weighs roughly 65 pounds (30kg).

The lab received funding from the National Science Foundation to contract Kokoro Co. Ltd. and Hanson Robotics, two companies that specialize in building lifelike animatronics and androids, to build a replicant based on a one year old baby.

It gives life-like facial expressions and was developed to approximate the complexity of a human body. It’s the first of its kind, but wont be for very long. Other robot infants are in development along with Roboy, a robot boy that promises to go beyond this.

SOURCE

SOURCE

Astro boy

*ssssk ssssk ssssk ssssk*

officialcrow:

ah i see youve noticed me walking in my pants made of windbreaker material

dustyoldroses:

al-grave:

Just a baby hawk

Don’t fucking lie to me

It’s Nerf or nothin’

dustyoldroses:

al-grave:

Just a baby hawk

Don’t fucking lie to me

It’s Nerf or nothin’

thetomska:

okaybro:

ruinedchildhood:

HOWDY Y’ALL

FREE HER

NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION

thetomska:

okaybro:

ruinedchildhood:

HOWDY Y’ALL

FREE HER

NO, SHE IS IN THERE FOR OUR PROTECTION

frickyeah-attractivepeople:

i remember even just a year ago, i’d see pictures all the time of people with captions saying “i’m ugly” and stuff like that

but now, just about every day on my dash, it’s gotten to be like a thing where people will say “my hair looked super cute today” or “i’ve been feeling so body positive lately”

how awesome is that