whattheeff.
S/o to my mom just cuz

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

topharry2014:

l8ers:

How do girls even put on eyeliner and make it perfect

like 149 video tutorials and a lot of crying

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

mom: we are going to get mcdonalds after I changes my clothes

me:

image

thegirlwithgoldeyes:

imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

Me trying to avoid my problems.

I never wish to offend, but I am so foolishly shy, that I often seem negligent, when I am only kept back by my natural awkwardness.
Jane Austen (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

ruinedchildhood:

When I’m writing an essay and trying to make the word count.

bikinipowerbottom:

this video becomes so relevant every summer

weallhavegunsforhands:

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.